Compiled by Edan Sam Pancho | News Writer
Vol. XCIII No. 7
Sept, 27, 2019
The Facebook event “Storm Area 51, They can’t stop all of us” is a plan that started as a joke by people to storm Area 51, a US military base rumored to hold top-secrets last Sept. 21. This will go down as a great example of how social media has a widespread impact on the millennial generation. So practice your Naruto run, and play the Avengers theme as we take a look at the top three kinds of people who led the charge to see ‘them aliens’.
Angry brave men who, with the fuel of drinks such as Mountain Dew and Monster energy drink, will lead the Area 51 raid. Special skills are dry wall punching and going berserk when someone says that anyone in camouflage is their step dad.
People who have mastered “the Ninja Way” and practiced the unique running style of Naruto Uzumaki sprinting with his arms stretched behind him. If they begin to Naruto run, they can move faster than bullets.
The man, the myth, the legend. He is a Brazilian model known for his charismatic and alluring dance which mesmerizes all blessed enough to witness it. His special skills are Dance of the Brazilian God and battle trance aura which grants fervor to his allies.